A dark comedy about the housing crisis and the lengths one couple is willing to go to escape it. Ollie and Jill want to tell you about their dream home. Some of the things they did to get it, you might find shocking. But they want you to know they did it all for their baby... Filled with magic, murder and materialism, Radiant Vermin is as funny as it is provocative, with a brilliantly written script from award-winning playwright Philip Ridley.

“Do you think they hate me?” “Of course they hate you. You’re a politician!”

Sam, a struggling journalist, thinks she’s landed one in the net when she finds Chris - a premier league footballer and her shot at getting out of the bleak position she’s found herself in. But Chris is hiding something - from Sam, from his fans, and from himself - and he’s about to come unstuck. This poignant, exciting, new musical from Eoghan McNelis explores the ever-rampant homophobia in football and questions what it is to ‘come out’ in a space where there is no precedent.