Written and performed by P Burton-Morgan

After a decade of no exercise (besides child-rearing and reaching for cake) 41 year-old P finds themselves newly single and hungry to get fit. Cue Rocky montage, but with a middle-aged, red-faced mum.

With witty wordplay and open-hearted tenderness, this solo poetry show is a silly, sexy, sweaty romp - don't forget to stretch first.