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Mark Simmons: Jest to Impress

Expertly crafted one-liners and Mark Simmons' trademark off-the-cuff jokes

Tickets £24*

Comedian Mark Simmons sat against a bright blue background wearing a suit and bowtie on top and a jester for trousers and shoes.

4 Stars

Master of the crisp, clean, one-line zinger

Evening Standard

WINNER Dave’s Funniest Joke of the Fringe 2024

As seen on Mock The Week, BT Sport and ITV, ‘Master of one-liners’ Mark Simmons had a groundbreaking 200+ date sell out debut tour lasting two years, spanning the UK, Ireland, Australia, and New Zealand.

Mark is back on tour in 2026 with Jest To Impress, a brand new show packed with even more expertly crafted one-liners, alongside his trademark off-the-cuff jokes based on random audience suggestions.

Mark is enjoying further success with his podcast, Jokes With Mark Simmons, where he invites a fellow comic, such as Gary Delaney, Sarah Millican, Milton Jones, and Penn & Teller to discuss jokes that they’ve written but for whatever reason couldn’t get to work.

4 Stars

Absolutely hilarious

The Scotsman