
Saucy, hilarious and unexpectedly tenderLuke Wright
Presented by Metta Theatre
Sexting in your 80s, knitting kinks and discovering Grandad’s penchant for a Sunday blow job - this stand up / poetry show unpacks explaining your queer identity (non-binary, pansexual) to your 86 year old Nan. Expect butt plugs, pegging dildos and maybe even a few stray tears from this wildly explicit, unexpectedly heartwarming solo show.
Better known for their work as a writer & director (Sherlock
Holmes and the PoisonWood (Watermill), Little Prince (Taunton Brewhouse) and In
the Willows (Exeter Northcott & UK tour), Ledbury Poetry Slam Winner P
Burton-Morgan returns to the stage in this no-holds-barred poetry show. Funny,
sexy & queer - bring your Nan (but maybe warn her first.)
About P Burton-Morgan
P Burton-Morgan was founder & Artistic Director for Metta Theatre since 2005 for which they have written & directed over 30 productions. As a poet they have been published in Propel Magazine, anthologized by Arachne press, The Chimes, Black Cat Press and they’ve performed at Primadonna Festival, Hot Flush & Dirty Laundry and Ledbury Poetry Festival where they won the 2024 Ledbury Poetry Slam. Their debut poetry pamphlet Solitary Animal Mother was published by Fifty Foot Press in 2025.
A subtle, elegant performance… genuinely movingNatasha Tripney in The Stage on Hidden Light