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Explaining Being Pan to Nan

Funny, sexy and unapologetically queer!

Tickets £14*/£12*

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Saucy, hilarious and unexpectedly tender

Luke Wright

Presented by Metta Theatre

Sexting in your 80s, knitting kinks and discovering Grandad’s penchant for a Sunday blow job - this stand up / poetry show unpacks explaining your queer identity (non-binary, pansexual) to your 86 year old Nan. Expect butt plugs, pegging dildos and maybe even a few stray tears from this wildly explicit, unexpectedly heartwarming solo show.

Better known for their work as a writer & director (Sherlock Holmes and the PoisonWood (Watermill), Little Prince (Taunton Brewhouse) and In the Willows (Exeter Northcott & UK tour), Ledbury Poetry Slam Winner P Burton-Morgan returns to the stage in this no-holds-barred poetry show. Funny, sexy & queer - bring your Nan (but maybe warn her first.)

About P Burton-Morgan

P Burton-Morgan was founder & Artistic Director for Metta Theatre since 2005 for which they have written & directed over 30 productions. As a poet they have been published in Propel Magazine, anthologized by Arachne press, The Chimes, Black Cat Press and they’ve performed at Primadonna Festival, Hot Flush & Dirty Laundry and Ledbury Poetry Festival where they won the 2024 Ledbury Poetry Slam. Their debut poetry pamphlet Solitary Animal Mother was published by Fifty Foot Press in 2025.

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A subtle, elegant performance… genuinely moving

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